A NEW SIDE TO DAN SMITH
That famous line was funny at first due to its sheer inability to predict the future. No, Dan. Actually you will not teach me guitar. Dan the Man ran that same line over and over again, and it got old pretty quick.
Thankfully, he rescued us with a new (or newish) headline that actually has some humor and truth to it. Many people can relate to that long lost instrument stuck in the back of the closet. As a copywriter, I find the new headline refreshing. As a wanna-be musician, I think it's totally on target. Well done, Dan.
And miraculously, you still look exactly the same compared to 20 years ago.