MY 10 ALTERNATIVE EXPANSION PLANS FOR NYU
From j_bary's Flickr |
So it looks like NYU might be expanding. Again. Instead of continuing the inhumane conquest of Greenwich Village, I'm proposing 10 alternative expansion plans for the university:
1. an actual college campus with grass
2. reopening of the Palladium Club inside the Palladium (but keep the basketball)
3. Chick Fil-A (* please see my comments below and feel free to respond)
4. In-and-Out Burger empire
5. A Division 1 football team (made up of 100% transfer players from Penn State)
6. NYU subway line (takes you to every square foot inside Greenwich Village)
7. Upper Eastside campus: Dormandy takeover
8. Deluxe Meal Plan (includes Dosa Man, Artichoke Basille's, and Pomme Frites)
9. RV fleet to replace NYU shuttles
10. More financial aid
If you were on the Council, which plan would you vote for?
Comments
After finally looking at the initial comments from Chick Fil-A's CEO which sparked the whole controversy, I think that people jumped the gun here and got a little too heated up given what was actually said. The writer of this blog offers an opinion that I can strongly relate to, and he says it better than I can:
http://davidyi80.tumblr.com/post/28604738636/chik-fil-a